I was reminded of another classic...
Caleb talking to his dad on the phone while Dan is on his way home from work: "Dad there are three guys in mommy's room.
Dan: "WHAT!"
Caleb: "yeah dad, there is a black guy, a white guy and a little horny guy"
Dan, pulling over to collect himself" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"
Caleb: "You know the StarWars movie box."
Dan still pulled over because he is laughing so hard "OOHH!!"
It was the videos of the triology, on the outside of each movie box was a different picture, one had
darth vader, another a storm trooper and the third yoda.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Famous Kid Quotes
Has anyone ever told you to right down the clever things your kids do or say? Tons of people have told me, they even have tried to talk me into scrapbook paraphernalia to make it more memorable. But alas I don't do it. So here is my simple attempt to "write" them down so I won't forget. If you remember something my kids have said or done please write them here or maybe something clever YOUR kid has said or done.
Dan: Quit running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
3yr old Rachel: Why do they run around with their heads cut off?
Dan: Because that is how they kill them.
Rachel: Maybe they should cut off thems feet first.
While looking at pictures of himself as a baby and commenting on his baldness Jimmy says. "When I was born I said I'm gonna shave my head and get outa here!"
3yr old Katie: I've gotta watch but I don't know what time is it.
Dan correcting her: What time it IS.
Katie's response: I DON'T KNOW!!
When asked why he wasn't eating his dinner Caleb, while striking a pose and staring out into space without blinking, said "I'm a toy" He was also three.
After getting into trouble Photini says with tears in her eyes "You no like children"
Michael gets onto Caleb's back and starts to kick him. Caleb says "what are you doing?"
Michael says "you my horsey"
Caleb: "I'm not a horsey"
Michael: Truly confused and surprised says "You're NOT?!"
While I was taking a shower Rebekah comes into the bathroom to tell me something. After 3 failed attempts to try to understand her I yell "just get out of here" She replies sarcastically "O.K. psychopath" And this wasn't just yesterday it was when she was less than 18months old.
I am getting the impression here that 3yr olds are pretty clever. I will try to come up with some more but this is a start.
Dan: Quit running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
3yr old Rachel: Why do they run around with their heads cut off?
Dan: Because that is how they kill them.
Rachel: Maybe they should cut off thems feet first.
While looking at pictures of himself as a baby and commenting on his baldness Jimmy says. "When I was born I said I'm gonna shave my head and get outa here!"
3yr old Katie: I've gotta watch but I don't know what time is it.
Dan correcting her: What time it IS.
Katie's response: I DON'T KNOW!!
When asked why he wasn't eating his dinner Caleb, while striking a pose and staring out into space without blinking, said "I'm a toy" He was also three.
After getting into trouble Photini says with tears in her eyes "You no like children"
Michael gets onto Caleb's back and starts to kick him. Caleb says "what are you doing?"
Michael says "you my horsey"
Caleb: "I'm not a horsey"
Michael: Truly confused and surprised says "You're NOT?!"
While I was taking a shower Rebekah comes into the bathroom to tell me something. After 3 failed attempts to try to understand her I yell "just get out of here" She replies sarcastically "O.K. psychopath" And this wasn't just yesterday it was when she was less than 18months old.
I am getting the impression here that 3yr olds are pretty clever. I will try to come up with some more but this is a start.
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